a bug has infiltrated my bathroom
I’ve decided to name it Jim
Jim walks the not-so-red carpet
you’re a star, Jim
Jim edorses oral hygiene
Jim doesn’t even have a toothbrush
Jim is a hypocrite
Jim refuses to give me a high five
fuck you, Jim
Jim refused to pay rent
Jim has been kicked out
welcome to the real world, Jim
woo it’s december
someone put an otter with a christmas hat so it’ll be a johnlock christmas
I don’t get it. By now we’ve waited at least 1 year and 10 months, so why does it say 6 months? I know this post could have been made a while ago, but we didn’t know the airdate back then. Explain it to me, please.
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
let’s go back to New Zealand please
Interviewer: So here we have Benedict Cumberbatch, who is Smaug's voice--
Benedict: And I did the movements.
Interviewer: ...and the Necromancer--
Benedict: and the motion capture for him too.
Interviewer: ...tell us, Benedict, what it's like to voice a dragon.
Benedict: Well I did the motion capture for the dragon first--
Interviewer: --and the voice just shakes the whole theatre--
Benedict: Well the movements you see are mine--
Interviewer: So tell me where you found the voice?
Benedict: Well first I had to establish the motion of Smaug--
Interviewer: oh the motion of your vocal chords to create Smaug's voice?
Benedict: No the motion of the dragon--
Interviewer: which is, of course, completely CGI--
Interviewer: ...like what...
Sherlock Fandom: *still dealing with Reichenbach*
Doctor Who Fandom: *crying over upcoming regeneration*
Supernatural Fandom: *don’t even fuckin look at me right now*
What fandom will step up and give us all shock blankets and jammydodgers and hunter’s helper?
It got better!!